r/Mattress
“I get great sleep on it and I don’t think about it, which is exactly what I’m looking for.”
No mattress degree required
A universally comfortable mattress made with high quality foam & springs. Without the fairy dust and "technology" pitch.
Great comfort, better price
Showrooms, salespeople, and marketing hype are expensive. Mattresses aren’t. Quality materials, minus the price games.
Complete coverage included
You're protected by our 10-year limited warranty plus 3-year sink coverage. Feel it sinking within 3 years? We'll replace it. No visible sag required. No inspectors, games or gotchas.
How are we different?
You're probably wondering how we compare to your other options. So, we threw together this fancy table for you.
Materials
Boring Mattress
Responsive, pressure-relieving foams and motion-reducing springs.
Other Brands
Diamond Stardust™, Moon Mist™, and other useless “ingredients”.
Brands on Amazon
Lots of cheap, low-quality materials.
Return policy
Boring Mattress
Easy returns. No fuss.
Other Brands
Study the fine print. Must chant return spell correctly.
Brands on Amazon
Good luck — lol
Celebrity endorsement
Boring Mattress
Your neighbor, Bill.
Other Brands
That handsome quarterback they must've paid millions for.
Brands on Amazon
No one.
Has a stupid name
Boring Mattress
Yes. But at least we’re not named after a color or a friendly ghost.
Other Brands
Our lawyers said we can’t put anything here.
Brands on Amazon
Yes. And spelled wrong.
Price
Boring Mattress
Won’t lose sleep over it.
Other Brands
Might need a fourth job.
Brands on Amazon
Cheap! You'll have to buy one next year too.
Our products
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Customer Testimonials
Customer Satisfaction
92.5
%
of customers complete the 99-Night Sleep Trial without returning their Boring Mattress.
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